All works and no play, makes Jack, even you a dull person. Join me and laugh small.

1. Dating someone for four years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship. It’s now a degree course.
You are simply studying Relationship management and analysis

2. The rain in Lagos is becoming like Doctor’s prescription. 1 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 1 in the night.

3. Please who made the law of buying bread when returning from any journey in Nigeria?

4. A man who marries a beautiful woman and a farmer that planted corn by the roadside all have the same problem. They need to be vigilant.

5. Church embarrassment is when you’re trying to squeeze ten naira note in the offering box and the fan blow it to altar.

6. There’s no record of a female Angel in the Bible…..Dear Ladies, if any guy calls you Angel, trust me, he’s a false prophet.

7. They once told me to put broomstick in my armpit that my dad will forget to beat me for my offences….My PEOPLE, my Dad nearly killed me with cane. All but kiddish lies must stop o!!!

8. It feels good watching Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ beat South Africa ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ on their own DSTV.